Tag Archives: John Hastings
Another Week Without a Day Job
Comedian John Hastings takes us through his average, unemployed day.
Courtesy of John Hastings
EPISODE 16: Kim-Chi.
Okay, so it’s been a while since I opened my laptop and typed out some dribble for you ponies. So what have I been doing? I’m so glad you asked. I have been to a wedding, to Montreal, and to Ottawa for the fifth time in four weeks. Speaking of which, I’ve always found telling jokes to young Republicans forces me to adjust the narrative slightly. When my adventures exploring the mean streets of Toronto include dancing like a monkey for free beer – it just doesn’t have the same effect on them for some reason.
Category: Prized Pony
Tagged: John Hastings, Kim-Chi, Korea Town, Ottawa, Toronto, Unemployed
John Hastings at The Rivoli
Our resident comedian, John Hastings, is hosting and you’d better be there!
Courtesy of Zaiden W. Chrysler
Tomorrow night at the Rivoli, our unemployed columnist John Hastings is temporarily employed as their stand-up host for the evening! This same show where Kids in the Hall originally appeared, will feature equally impressive guests such as The Imponderables (recently named one of the Top 10 comics to watch by Variety) The Boom, and Much Music’s Ron Sparks. Doors open at 8:30, cover is pay what you can. See you ponies there!
– The Cowgirls.
Category: Events
Tagged: John Hastings, Ron Sparks, The Boom, The Imponderables, The Rivoli
Another Week Without a Day Job
Comedian John Hastings takes us through his average, unemployed day.
Courtesy of John Hastings
EPISODE 15: Smartphones.
How did I spend today? Was I basking in the sun’s glory, sipping a frosty beer and speaking to my dear friends about leather bound books written by the oldest men with the longest and whitest beards? Nope. Instead, I sat on my porch with a laptop tied appropriately to my lap gazing at the world passing me by as I read, reflected, and mused about which smartphone made me a better and more interesting person.
Category: Prized Pony
Tagged: Blackberry, Contracts, iPad, iPhone, John Hastings, Smartphones, Unemployed
Another Week Without a Day Job
Comedian John Hastings takes us through his average, unemployed day.
Courtesy of John Hastings
EPISODE 14: Placenta.
As I sat in my jeans and a slightly stained but lets be honest stained t shirt, sipping a coffee and checking the various online celebrity rag-mags, I received an alarming message. Contained within this message was by and far the most disgusting sentence I have ever read in my entire life. The sentence was not some grotesque notion nor was it descriptive by any stretch of the imagination. It was simply a command; an order to stare headlong into the abyss of something so mature and so traumatic that it made my cell phone cascade tears through the screen and onto my wrist.
Category: Prized Pony
Tagged: afterbirth, babies, John Hastings, Unemployed
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