Tag Archives: Drinking

Another Week Without a Day Job

Comedian John Hastings takes us through his average, unemployed day.

Courtesy of John Hastings

EPISODE 18: Seriously Sober.

First off, we all are aware of the fact that I love drinking. Not in that funnel guzzling, beer pong playing, blonde waitress humping kind of way – I am a respectable man who likes booze because it makes me feel like an adult. An adult who needs to drink enough to encourage pissing off a bridge onto a friend who is pissing onto a car under said bridge. Recently however, something started to go off track. I will not bore you with details, but after partaking in a 3-day hangover, I thought it was time for a break.

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Category: Prized Pony · Posted by: Mushy Pony
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How to Survive St. Patrick’s Day

The luck of the Irish won’t save you this time.

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Paddy’s Day is quickly approaching, and The Cowgirls have been debating whether to enroll in the drunken festivities. But no matter what happens, we wanted to share with you our guide on how to survive this holiday while retaining your class and dignity. We are not socialites, partiers, nor clubbers – we’re just ponies. And we know how to hold our liquor.

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Category: Hot to Trot · Posted by: Mushy Pony
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