The true tales of our Bareback Cowgirl and her steamy life behind the barn.
Mr. Moore made her believe that she did not want to be who she was, but who he wanted her to be. She allowed him to alter her malleable-self that she recreated every time she started to like a guy: discovered what they were and weren’t attracted to and made herself as likable as possible in their idealistic eyes. Worst part about this all was that she actually thought she wanted to be who he wanted her to be: docile, pliable, innocent and virginal. None of which she was by any intrinsic nature.
Sometimes you just have to break the rules a bit.
A few months back, we provided you with a beginners guide to golf. But after hitting the range a few times with our hot pink golf set, we’ve determined that those tips are completely useless. Today at Spike’s Driving Range, we approached the green in a new fashion – and miraculously, our 105 pound frame managed to drive a ball over 130 yards in a perfectly straight line. That’s 100 yards further than our previous record. Then we hit another ball slightly further than that. And then another even further. HERE is how it’s done:
How the Cowgirls managed to rock your world today.
Earth Day started somewhat pathetic. Forgetting that it was today, we took part in our usual 20-minute shower while running the faucet for our kitten to drink. We then ironed our hair, whitened our teeth, blended a smoothie, etc. until noticing the headlines in the paper. Oops.
Yey or neigh: will this latest it-craze find its way into your pants?
It’s caused quite the intrigue since Jennifer Love Hewitt promoted vajazzling as the perfect post break-up indulgence. For those new to the concept, it’s a Brazilian wax followed by Swarovski crystal decorations. Interested in trying it out? Gee Beauty at Yonge and Rosedale offers this treatment – although sad to say, the Cowgirls have yet to attempt it. What about you?
– The Cowgirls.
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