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The CowgirlsOur Bareback Cowgirl describes her steamy life behind the barn.
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In high school, she’d been a member of the ‘freaks and geeks’ crowd. Partaking in a mish-mash of identification attempts: goth one year, bookworm the next, wannabe hippie the year after and a misfit cheerleader somewhere in-between. When she left however, the titles became less definitive, and the boy with the biceps wearing the Hollister shirt turned out to be just another passing stranger.
The first step is to admit we have a problem. So here it goes:
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The Cowgirls love the finer things in life – that much is true. Foley & Corinna, Fendi, Ferragamo… fabulous. But there’s always a breaking point: when you’re showing the saleswomen at Holts photos from your sister’s wedding, you realize it’s time to detox. Our addictive personalities can only handle so much, and yet, there’s always been one substance that we’ve been content in abusing on a daily basis: Halls.
The Cowgirls try out a bazillion products to help you save on facial bills – okay, us too.
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In true Patrick Bateman style, the Cowgirls decided to try out some facial creams to see which one was right for us. We happen to have extremely dry and crusty skin – and have usually resorted to thick layers of Vaseline on our face in moments of weakness. But thankfully, April Jackson of Elizabeth Grant Cosmetics heard our cries from the depths of the Twitterverse, and together we tested out a few samples.
Our Bareback Cowgirl describes her steamy life behind the barn.
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After the failed attempt with Mr. Carlton, she decides to screw the whole ‘having a valuable relationship’ idea; throwing her arms in the air with defeat and falling backwards into a pit of sexual deviancy. The emotional anxiety has left her mentally exhausted and ungratified. Sex is something she knows she can handle. And with that draining incident now behind her, she decides to waste little time in rounding up her girlfriends for a night of celebrated singledom at Grace O’ Malley’s.
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