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Tweedle Dumb (Part Duh)

Our Bareback Cowgirl describes her steamy life behind the barn.

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A couple of nights after the evening with the young blonde, she meets his older brother, her high school crush, in a park down the street from her house. She is holding a bottle of wine in one hand and slapping herself with the other for agreeing to do this. It’s too late now. As a dark, masculine figure approaches the bench she is sitting on, she has to do a double take; James Chaplin, the morose, black-hooded, disagreeable misfit has traded in his army boots and studded belt for flip-flops and a polo shirt. He has been jockified.
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Tweedle Dick & Tweedle Dumb.

Our Bareback Cowgirl describes her steamy life behind the barn

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She’s lying in the middle of the street somewhere in the suburbs, clad in Grease lightning jeans and a cleavagey black tank top, munching slowly on a ginger-weed cookie someone handed her. It’s moments like this she wished she smoked. Even though the people inside the party are her own age, they’ve pulled out plastic toy guys and can’t seem to orchestrate a conversation that doesn’t revolve around clichéd college humor.

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The Cowgirl Workout.

No pony? No problem! The OSIM iGallop is ready for you.

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If there’s one thing the Cowgirls love doing in their spare time, it’s watching infomercials. The Hawaii Chair has always been one of our all-time favourites, but today we stumbled across a new machine we’d desperately like to own: the OSIM iGallop. Observe:

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The Lapdance.

Our Bareback Cowgirl describes her steamy life behind the barn.

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On Friday, she bumps into Chase Devereux awkwardly on the street. They both wave and smile politely like any others who share a vague history. She feels about Chase the way one feels about eating really, really good chocolate cake: delicious, and hits every brain nerve and taste bud with pleasure, but you immediately feel immense guilt and regret for giving in to such fucking temptation.

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