Who’s the fairest one of all? The Cowgirls play Bachelorette with Toronto’s finest.
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If choosing a favourite mayoral candidate has been somewhat of a chore for you (and let’s be honest – a snooze-fest), the Cowgirls have simplified all the important details of each one right here in this very article. Except instead of discussing their policies and political jargon, we decided to dish out the goods on the candidates themselves. Get out your roses ladies, it’s time to find the right mayor for you!
ROCCO ROSSI:
A “lover of long walks [on the beach] and challenges”, Mr. Rossi has captivated our hearts using Family Guy references on Facebook, puns on Twitter, and offering the best tasting cake ever at his benefit dinner. He’s got the world’s cutest smile, and cheeks you could pinch ’til the ponies come home. Ladies, if you like your men optimistic and fun, then Rocco the vote!
GEORGE SMITHERMAN:
This humble Minister of Energy sure likes to keep it clean. Besides helping pass Ontario’s Green Energy and Green Economic Acts, he’s also helped restore Women’s College Hospital’s independent status. So if you’re an independent woman who likes her man lean, mean and green – slither up to Smitherman!
ROB FORD:
This fierce football player likes to help out the youth and keep them fit and fighting! A natural both on and off the field, you can let him tackle your heart for just the check of a ballot! He’ll play fair with you and your future kids together. It’s the tough love you can definitely afford with Mr. Ford.
SARAH THOMSON:
She’s the creative, culturally rich gas-pumper who made it big. This founder of the Women’s Post feels Toronto’s next mayor needs a vision. Could you envision a life together with her? For those who love a blank canvas with endless possibilities, saddle up with Sarah!
JOE PANTALONE:
This Italian stallion majored in geography – so together you’ll never feel lost. With contributions to both the Exhibition Place and the BMO field, it’s pretty obvious this man knows how to party. If you want adventure with someone who can prepare savory, home-style Italian meals, leave the gun and keep the Pantalone.
GIORGIO MAMMOLITI:
He’s assisted all the Ministers, so he could certainly assist you. He also likes to expand his horizons by focusing beyond the downtown core, so you know he likes to think big. If big pictures are your game, then take a mayoral bite out of this mammoth of a Mammoliti!
…Okay, so we’ve misrepresented all of them a tad. But what say you?
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Love it! I’m going with the Pants!
It’s a tough choice but this summarizes it well!!!