Clickers Remorse.

The Cowgirls want to know which online shop gets you clicker-happy.

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In a city with only three months of Summer, you’d think the Cowgirls would be able to control their online bikini purchases. And yet every day, here we are – perusing the Victoria Secret website, adding various items to our bag in the hopes that one day, we too will look like Alessandra Ambrosio. What’s worse is that even after we’ve built up the stamina to close the browser window, the site holds our packed bag until we return. They taunt us with it, dangling it alongside our VISA number with nothing holding us back but the click of a mouse.

And so we click. It then gets shipped to our door and we greet it like we would any other unopened present. It’s only after all the ripping and tearing of boxes that our dream of becoming a supermodel gets burst with the bubble-wrap. Our red, push-up bandeau bikini is now just a crumpled up nylon mess, and our clicker-happy index finger then ashamedly spells out “red rum” across the credit card.

But everyone has their go-to site for inexplicable impulse purchases. For us it’s that secretive bitch, Victoria. What site seduces you every day?

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–The Cowgirls.