Extremely Bad Golf Advice

Sometimes you just have to break the rules a bit.

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A few months back, we provided you with a beginners guide to golf. But after hitting the range a few times with our hot pink golf set, we’ve determined that those tips are completely useless. Today at Spike’s Driving Range, we approached the green in a new fashion – and miraculously, our 105 pound frame managed to drive a ball over 130 yards in a perfectly straight line. That’s 100 yards further than our previous record. Then we hit another ball slightly further than that. And then another even further. HERE is how it’s done:

Firstly, consider your body type. We happen to be quite tall by nature, so we decided to stand with our legs a solid 4 feet apart. Squatting as ladylike as we could. This minor adjustment allowed us to actually connect with the ball. Next, we aimed at the tee as opposed to the ball – that helped us scoop it up instead of whacking the top half of it. And finally, while leaning forward a significant amount, we placed the majority of our weight onto our left foot; literally lunging into the swing. Here’s a drawing of what we mean:

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Give it a try, grab a few beers first, and let us know how it goes @MushyPony.

–The Cowgirls.